Cupid Approved Cannabis Gifts for Valentine’s Day
Skip the bright red hearts, and show your love with some green
Love it or hate it, Valentine’s Day is upon us! Yes, it’s once again that time of year for waxy chocolates, saccharine cards, overpriced roses, and wide-eyed stuffed animals that will be thrown away without a thought before St. Patrick’s Day.
You’re probably asking yourself, “Isn’t there a better way to show my best buds how much I care?”
Well, it’s your lucky day, because you’ve found the key to ending boring, run-of-the-mill Valentine’s presents – weed! Even if a capitalistic designated day of affection isn’t your thing, we’ve got a list of Valentine’s Day gifts even the most stoney-hearted stoner would love to receive.
Your Love Gets Me High
Flowers are nice, but a little conventional. Be bold, and tell them how you really feel with a card featuring a bouquet that can say it better than Hallmark can. Give the gift of green, with this eco-friendly recycled paper card, and go the extra mile and put a Valentine’s pre-roll inside.
This Is My Valentine’s Shirt
When Mary Jane is your Valentine, you’ll want to share the love all year round. This graphic tee marries two iconic shapes – a heart and a pot leaf – to create a shirt sweet enough to make any day feel like Valentine’s Day. Available in 2 shirt styles, and seven colors to suit your stoner sweetheart’s signature style.
Inhale the Good Shit Socks
Your Valentine can never have too many comfy socks! Reviewers swear by these high quality cotton socks as a great gift for your favorite stoner. Their innocuous color makes them appropriate to wear anywhere, and the meditative reminder written on soles is sure to make your Valentine crack a smile whenever they kick back.
‘Juana Be My Valentine Notebook
Love a good pun? How about an okay pun? Then you better beleaf we’ve got a Valentine’s gift for you: a ruled notebook for all your Valentine’s jotting-down needs! Filled with 101 ruled lined pages, this is a practical gift that notebook collectors, list makers, and writers will be reaching for well past February 14th.
Pot Leaf Waffle Maker
Wake and bake, then serve breakfast in bed! Create perfect pot leaf waffles in mere moments to slay the morning munchies. Non-stick design makes cleaning up a breeze, so you can spend more time lounging with your loved ones, and less time doing dishes.
Marijuana Leaf Mug
A nice large mug is a thoughtful, not-mushy Valentine’s gift your best bud is going to love. This uniquely shaped ceramic pot leaf mug can hold up to 16 ounces of their favorite beverage and comes in five cheeky designs to choose from. Or pair this mug with something new for your Valentine’s to try, like Hemp Infused Coffee to start their day off with extra pep, or a soothing Hemp Tea to wind down with for a peaceful evening.
Pre-Rolled Rose Petal Cones
Giving your Valentine a dozen roses is a classic way of displaying your romantic intentions, but we’d bet that your cutie-patootie-pothead will appreciate a dozen doobies way more than some soon to be wilted flowers. The gorgeous color in these pre-rolled cones is all natural, with no harmful dyes, glues, or flavors. They’re made from 100% organic rose petals, for a smooth, slow burn that adds a delightful floral taste to your smoking experience.