Tincture review: Wellcana THC 900

My initial experience with this was an exercise is foolishness. The bottle has no specific instructions (beyond the 900 being 900 mg of THC per bottle), so I placed a dropperful – yes, a full dropperful – on my tongue, swished it around and went about my business. Roughly two hours went by and I really hadn’t felt much, and it was starting to reach bedtime. Then it hit me, fast and furious. I was suddenly buzzing and within ten or fifteen minutes, I was preposterously, unmanageably high. It was almost like a psychedelic trip. Everything was swirling and I felt like I was going to vomit. I was too messed up to go to bed, but not in control enough to do much of anything beyond play a compact disc.

Try choosing music when you’re like this. Go on, I’ll wait. I sifted through my rack of hundreds of discs, unable to make any kind of decision. Eventually I insisted to myself that I pull something from the very top rack as this was all music I’d purchased and enjoyed and there were no wrong choices. I settled on The Beloved’s “Happiness”, a synth pop record from the early 90s. That album always calmed me in the past and I hoped it would now, too. And it did, though any kind of sobriety seemed miles away. In the middle of the album, my wife appeared out of the darkness and I told her what was going on. She convinced me to come to bed, which I did. The one time I woke up in the middle of the night, I was still incredibly high, and even when I woke up proper in the morning, I was still very groggy. In any case, the lesson here was less is more and more is way too much.

Some weeks later I experimented with the drops in far lesser quantities, and the effects were far more manageable, yet still noticeably strong. This product is not for beginners. Indeed, here is some illuminating product information I found: Wellcana THC 900 is indicated for a variety of debilitating medical conditions including Spasticity, Parkinson’s, Crohn’s, Muscular Dystrophy, MS, severe muscle spasms, chronic pain, PTSD, and any other condition that a physician, in his medical opinion, considers debilitating to an individual patient. It is also indicated for hospice and palliative care treatment of terminal illnesses.

As you can clearly see, this is not for shits and giggles. Consult your physician or pharmacist before imbibing Wellcana THC 900.

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